There are two kinds of people in this world – the ones who can relieve themselves just about anywhere and those who experience extreme anxiety around foreign bathroom situations.
Thankfully, Rooter Team’s emergency plumbers in Mississauga are just a call away, so you can go in peace wherever you are!
Praying To Be Saved.
You’ve never done this before, but your friends have been pushing you to get back out there, so they set you up on a blind date. You’ve spent all day stressing and worrying about what the evening is going to be like, and your bedroom floor is now covered almost entirely with the contents of your wardrobe as you try on every item of clothing you have, never entirely satisfied that you look your best.
You have two hours left before you’re supposed to meet your date at the restaurant, but now you’re starting to feel like a deer in the highlights, completely overcome by uncertainty, doubt, and anxiety. Grumble, grumble, grumble. Oh no! You quickly glutch your stomach, hoping it was just a feat of indigestion from your lunch-time comfort eating. This can’t be happening! There’s no way you can get out of this date, so you rush to the medicine cabinet for something to ease your nerves and stomach distress.
A few sips of water, one last look in the mirror to fluff your hair and check your teeth, and it’s time to embrace a new experience.
You’re the first to arrive at the restaurant, so you have the advantage of getting comfortable and acquainted, and since your stomach is giving you a difficult time, you choose a table that gives you easy access to the restroom. Smart move!
As you’re glancing through the menu, your waiter brings over your date, and what a welcoming face to see! You immediately feel the spark, but now you’re even more nervous than before. Grumble, grumble, grumble! No, not now; just hold it in and cover it up with a playful laugh. The date is going great so far. You have so much in common and seem to enjoy each other’s company. Grumble, grumble, grumble!
You ask politely to be excused and walk to the restroom as fast as you can without looking like a lunatic. And then it happens. Your stomach is mercilessly holding you hostage on the middle stall toilet, and all you can think about is that you’re taking too long to get back to the table. Almost an entire roll of toilet paper later, you finally manage to stand up and turn around to flush. What’s happening? Why isn’t the water going down? No! No! No! The toilet bowl begins to overflow, and just as you whip out your phone to call for help from your friend, you accidentally drop it into the overflowing cavity of the toilet from your nightmares!
Things couldn’t get any worse, could they? You’ve already been in the restroom for twenty minutes, you’re almost sure your date has left, but now other diners who need to use the restroom are making a scene.
You’re silently praying to be transported to an alternate dimension as the matron makes the call for an emergency plumber in Mississauga, and all you can do is wait in overwhelming embarrassment for them to retrieve your cellphone.
It was not an evening you could have ever anticipated, but you’re actually relieved that your date left before they witnessed your bathroom disaster. Another relief – the plumbers were able to retrieve your cellphone, not that you want it anymore, and restored the toilet to its former health.
A sizable tip and an embarrassing apology later, the only feeling you have is your gratitude for the fast, professional, and assuring emergency services from Rooter Team. They answered your prayers!
Rooter Team is the leading emergency plumber in Mississauga, ready to rescue you from your plumbing disasters, so contact us immediately for professional assistance!
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